To: The Australian

Sent: Thursday, 3 July 2003 8:07 PM

Subject: Signor Berlusconi

Mein lieber Herr Berlusconi,

Seeing that you will probably find a court prepared to excuse you from anything to do with the resistance, may I suggest that for the next German movie on the mafia you will be considered for the role of capo di tutti i capi?

Can we now call it quits please?!